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cadet_gwen
sublevel_28
cadet_gwen
To: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov

From: Spencer_Jones@projectbluebook.gov

Subject: Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

How old are you anyway?

Paul promised to take a break from the wild and crazy sex to give you the present from me and him. He'd point you at the computer. But he did say he couldn't control whether or not you made it to the computer.

Well that scary thing in the box we sent you it's called a PDA Phone (if you ask me how much it cost us I'll smack you). Now this magical phone has loads of awesome features.

Best one is awesome reception on base. So you could call me up and yell at me while I'm at the academy. Or be an overprotective parent Text/IM anyone you'd like to from that phone. It's also kind of like a mini!Gameboy. So instead of doing paperwork you could play games. Don't tell Paul about that feature he wouldn't be too happy.

I've already plugged in all the phone numbers you could ever want into it. Paul helped out adding several work numbers you'll need.

Paul'll tell you who's on the speed dials for you.

I've set up so you'll get your mail in there, trust me it looks just like outlook so no need to fear it. Added all the e-mails you'll ever need too. Personal and base staff included. All in nice neat folders.

It’s also a camera phone. Paul thinks you should take a pic of your ass and send it to him. I wasn’t supposed to tell you that so I'm sure I'm getting the evil eye now. I can imagine all the fun you'll have with this nifty gadget.

Have a very happy Paul filled birthday!!

Pipsqueak.

P.S. If you get it wet at all I will come after you and hurt you.

Mood: content content

6 AU's or Located an AU?
cadet_gwen
sublevel_28
cadet_gwen
::pokes at the round device in Daniel's office::

::pokes it again::

::it starts to glow::

Crap..

Mood: embarrassed embarrassed

40 AU's or Located an AU?
cadet_gwen
sublevel_28
cadet_gwen
::sighs and looks up from translations::

::pegs Nyan in the back of the head with a wad of paper::

::looks innocent::

::watches him walk off in a huff::

::wonders what Ricky is up to::

::sighs and goes back to translation::

Mood: aggravated aggravated
Music: Nyan whining

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jack_oneill_
sublevel_28
jack_oneill_
ATT : SGC

This would be my first communiqué to you all since my recent promotion. Other than the gratitude I express to you all for your understanding and patience in me, I do have something else I’d like to say right now.

Effective immediately, I have the honor of announcing the promotion of:

Chief Master Sergeant Greg Smith to First Sergeant,
Major Samantha Carter to Lieutenant Colonel,
And Cadet Captain Gwen Spencer-Jones to the rank of Cadet Major.

Congratulations, and well done.

*sits back and grins*

Mood: productive productive

27 AU's or Located an AU?
sublevel_28
majr_samuel
::is wandering around the SGC, seeing what else is different--if anything--from his reality::

Mood: curious curious

22 AU's or Located an AU?
cadet_gwen
sublevel_28
cadet_gwen
::gets up early::

::goes into Danny’s bedroom::

::jumps on his bed and wakes him up::

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I’m going to make breakfast. Come when you want food.

::makes breakfast::

::wrinkles nose at coffee::

::carefully carries it in to the bedroom::

::thanks god she told Orlin about this last night so he could make sure Daniel wasn’t naked when she came in::

::quietly wakes up Orlin::

::hands him a cup of coffee as he gets up::

::whispers to Daniel to wake up::

::he makes odd noise at her::

DANIEL!!!

Mood: content content

49 AU's or Located an AU?
sublevel_28
dr_suzanna
*picks up old looking bowl*

*looks over it at Jonas*

*smiles*

*walks over and leans next to him*

Do these come in sets? We could use some... fine China.

*laughs*

Okay, so I watched that Home Shopping Network. They have some really neat stuff.

Mood: happy happy

58 AU's or Located an AU?
sublevel_28
majr_samuel
::in his lab with his nose in a report::

::doesn't notice the remote control for the Quantum Mirror on the desk before he knocks it off::

::the mirror activates, showing the office without him in it::

::still absorbed in the report, wanders over to the mirror and leans against it::

::the mirror flashes, transporting him to the other side, then deactivates::

::still doesn't notice::

Mood: distracted

41 AU's or Located an AU?
sublevel_28
gate_lover
::Stares at the gate::

I’m going to marry you some day sweetie. When they finally realize that Gate/Tech marriages is not wrong, we'll go get hitched.

::stops talking to the gate as Jonas comes in and sits next to him to work on the dialing program::

::gate starts dialing::

::receives no SG code::

Closing Iris!

::receives an SG radio code::

This is stargate command do you read me?

Mood: grateful grateful

96 AU's or Located an AU?
john_oneill2003
sublevel_28
john_oneill2003
To: dan_jackson_phd@projectbluebook.gov

Cc: daniel_jackson_phd@projectbluebook.gov

Cc: danielle_jackson_phd@projectbluebook.gov

From: general_john@projectbluebook.gov
--------------------------------------------
Subect: So many Daniel's so little time...
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Hey, quick question kids; who's nearly 40?

More to the point, what are we gonna do with you all on Thursday?

And Jack put me up to this... he thinks I can 'get away with it'... ha.

Mood: amused amused
Music: Jack - telling me what to write.

7 AU's or Located an AU?
jack_oneill_
sublevel_28
jack_oneill_
*sends Gwen an e-mail*

To: cadet_spencerjones@projectbluebook.gov

From: colonel_jacksass@projectbluebook.gov

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In one week, and a year, Daniel'll be 40... I'm thinking we plan ahead, now.

Plus, I have no idea what to get him, THIS year... ideas?

Think Orlin would appreciate me buying Dannyboy some silk PJ's?

*grins*
15 AU's or Located an AU?
ascended_one
sublevel_28
ascended_one
::rolls over in bed and smiles at Daniel::

::kisses him on his forehead::

Would it make you happy if I descended?
79 AU's or Located an AU?
jacobselmak2003
sublevel_28
jacobselmak2003
*dials earth and waits for the gate to engage before sending a GDO code*

*heads for the gate*

*internal*
Should you not have informed them that you are returning to earth, first?

I just did, didn't I?

Not exactly... Though it does seem to be the way of the Tau'ri.

I'm not sure I follow.

Your method of attack, it is based on a frontal, surprise assault. They can't really say no, once you are there now, can they?

Selmak, are you on drugs? I'm going to see my kid, and you're analyzing our attack strategies?


*laughs*

I was merely observing...
*steps through the 'Gate*

Well could you observe quietly?

Of course Jacob... ::throws a few hundred years worth of observations at him, in silence::


*winces at the memories*

Yes, thank you, very funny... ha-ha.

I thought so too.
*/ internal*

*waves a hand at the guards, with guns pointed at him, in the 'Gate room*

*realizes that none of them know who he is*

*looks up at Sergeant Davis in the control room*

Hey, wanna tell these guys I'm on your side here?

*grins up at George who's now looking down on the 'gate from the briefing room*
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john_oneill2003
sublevel_28
john_oneill2003
Right then... when was the last time any of you guys spent time in the gym, eh?

*grins and rubs his hands together*

I mean other than the compulsary requirement...

*watches Dan shake his head, blush then look down*

*looks at Satterfield and Grogan*

Right.. we're gonna go to the gym!

Mood: hyper hyper

16 AU's or Located an AU?
dr_fraiser2003
sublevel_28
dr_fraiser2003
::on route to the SGC meeting place mess hall::

::stops in the hallway as a shiver runs down her back::

Ooh, do you ever get that feeling, like someone just stepped over your grave?

::shakes her head and continues on her way::
1 AU or Located an AU?
danielle_j
sublevel_28
danielle_j
danielle_j's LJ stalker is john_oneill2003!
john_oneill2003 is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also getting with your significant other!


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Isn't that a bit like...umm...*gestures* self on self, y'know? Plus, the whole dimensional thing...

*looks suspicious* Unless he snuck in here and is blending in...*grumbles* Aggravating...*ahem* nevermind. ;-p

Mood: amused amused

Located an AU?
cadet_gwen
sublevel_28
cadet_gwen
::taps foot waiting for print out::

::runs it over to the linguist that asked her to get it::

::remembers stack of books Daniel gave her::

::goes to find them::

Mood: distressed distressed

12 AU's or Located an AU?
majordavis_2003
sublevel_28
majordavis_2003
::looks across the desk at the AU versions of Jack and Gwen::

Alright I have these forms I need you to sign.

::slides forms to them::

I’ll just have to ask you two a few things about your world.
77 AU's or Located an AU?
sam_carter2003
sublevel_28
sam_carter2003
*Shows Danielle where to stand*

*Starts up the molecular modifier*

*Turns knobs and dials*

Almost done.

*Machine dings*

*Closes eyes and shakes head*

I never should have let Dr. Felger near this.

Mood: working working

28 AU's or Located an AU?
cadet_spencer
sublevel_28
cadet_spencer
::grins at Jack::

::sees him look at her confused::

::pegs him in the forehead with a sock::

::giggles::

Mood: amused amused

50 AU's or Located an AU?
jack_oneill_
sublevel_28
jack_oneill_
*wanders down the hallway, on his way to the mess hall his office*

*sits at a table behind his desk and drops a folder full of papers with a thud*

*flicks open the file and pretends to reads them*

*reads about three pages before getting bored*

Ah, screw this...

*gets up, taking his folder with him, and goes looking for Paul something else to do*

Mood: bored bored

50 AU's or Located an AU?
cadet_spencer
sublevel_28
cadet_spencer
::Stumbles though the gate behind Jack::

::bumps into him::

Sorry.

::Looks up at the airmen pointing guns at them::

Oooo not so friendly.

Mood: confused confused

63 AU's or Located an AU?
gen_hammond2003
sublevel_28
gen_hammond2003
[peers over the folder he has held up in front of him]

[carefully watches the reactions of SG-1]

Major Davis, Major Carter, you have everything 'arranged' for her stay, I take it?

Mood: weird weird

18 AU's or Located an AU?
danielle_j
sublevel_28
danielle_j
*blinks*

Ummmm....

*looks at artifact in hand*

*surveys office*

*looks closely at a picture*

Uhhh...who's the guy with Jack?

*sees nameplate*

Dr. Daniel Jackson.

*facepalm*

Oh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....Jack's gonna kill me.

Mood: embarrassed embarrassed

14 AU's or Located an AU?
ascended_one
sublevel_28
ascended_one
::orbs in::

::scares the crap out of half the anthropology department::

::chuckles::

Mood: devious devious

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mini_daniel
sublevel_28
mini_daniel
::has just spend the last two three hours in a breifing with Hammond, Sam, Paul, Jonas, and Janet.::

::has to explain what happened, all over again::

Now, to face Jack, John and Jake...

::also has to face Janet... in the infirmary::

Mood: nervous nervous

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cadet_gwen
sublevel_28
cadet_gwen
::squints at the time on the coffee maker::

3:15am

::grins::

::unplugs it::

::gets out screwdriver::

::makes sure cord doesn't work anymore::

::goes off to bed::

I love April fools

Mood: working working

34 AU's or Located an AU?
jack_oneill_
sublevel_28
jack_oneill_
*starts up the van and waits for everyone to get in*

*taps his fingers on the steering wheel*

*hums to himself*

Mood: chipper chipper
Music: me, a-hummin'

40 AU's or Located an AU?
john_oneill2003
sublevel_28
john_oneill2003
*sits staring at a fish*

*looks confused*

There should be no fish here... this is wrong, very... wrong!

If there are fish in this lake now, it must mean something... like an omen.

*casts his line and hopes that he doesn't catch anything*

Mood: confused confused

31 AU's or Located an AU?
jack_oneill_
sublevel_28
jack_oneill_
*sits beside the edge of the lake 'fishing'*

*casts his line and sits back with a book*

Mood: calm calm
Music: water

108 AU's or Located an AU?