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::in his lab with his nose in a report::

::doesn't notice the remote control for the Quantum Mirror on the desk before he knocks it off::

::the mirror activates, showing the office without him in it::

::still absorbed in the report, wanders over to the mirror and leans against it::

::the mirror flashes, transporting him to the other side, then deactivates::

::still doesn't notice::

Mood: distracted

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sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 09:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
::walks in to her office::

Ah hello? Can I help you?

::folds report acrossed her chest waiting for an answer from him::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 09:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
::looks up, confused why someone would be asking him if they can help *him* in what he still thinks is his office::

Umm...nope, I don't think...

::frowns as he notices a couple of things in the office that aren't in his::

...so...

::narrows eyes and crosses the room to pick up Narim's emotion-sharing doohickey::

::mutters to himself::

Where did that come from?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
::moves closer::

Are you alright?

::puts report down on her work desk::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
::really looks at her for the first time::

::frowns, starting to get an inkling that something is up::

That depends...who are you, what are you doing here, and why are you looking at me like that?

sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am Major Sam Carter.

I'm looking at you like this because you are in my office.

::points at him::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
::stares at her for a moment::

::laughs::

Okay, seriously...who put you up to this? Colonel O'Neill or Daniel?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
No one put me up to this. What is there to put me up to? This is *my* office

::crosses arms::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 10:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
::shakes his head::

No, see, that's not possible. Because *I'm* Sam Carter and this is *my*...

::stops::

::frowns::

::looks at the object in his hands::

...okay so maybe this isn't my office. Because this...

::waves the Tollan gadget at her::

...is definitely *not* mine.
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
You are Sam Carter? Okay my turn did Colonel O’Neill put you up to this? It was Jake right? That annoying little...

::takes tollen doohickey from him::

Because it's mine.

::smiles::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 10:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
::looks vaguely disappointed at having the thing taken away from him::

::momentarily forgets about who's pulling whose leg and focuses on the gizmo::

What exactly is it? It looks like Tollan technology...but the Tollans don't--didn't, whatever--share technology.
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's an emotion-recorder Narim wore it every time he was around me.

::blushes a little::

He gave it to me so I could understand what he was feeling.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 10:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Narim? When would you have met...

::starting to realize she's serious::

::glances over at the mirror, remembers leaning against it::

Oh, damn. I must've accidentally turned the mirror on by accident. The Colonel's gonna kill me.

::looks at her again::

You weren't kidding when you said you were Major Sam Carter, were you? You're really...

::he smiles a little weakly::

...me.
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
::sighs::

And you are really me..

::realizes he is her::

Major Davis is going to kill you first.

::shakes head::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 10:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
::suddenly very glad he didn't hit on her::

::raises eyebrows::

Major Davis? Why, what did I ever do to him? Steal his girlfriend?

::realizes who he's talking to and waves a vague hand in her direction::

Or, all things considered...should that be boyfriend?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
You came here. That's what you did to him.

We have had a surge of AUs join us. He has a very special form waiting for you.

I don't think he's boyfriend would ummm.. I'm just going to stop that sentence right there.

::holds hands up::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 11:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Paperwork, joy.

::grins wryly::

Well, okay...Major...just point me in the right direction.

::starts to follow her out of the office, but stops in the doorway::

You know...come to think of it I might be able to stick around for a while--I mean, obviously there's at least one chromosome that you and I don't have in common, so Entropic Cascade Failure might not be a problem--
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's not a problem.

::smiles::

He's dealing with someone that just arrived. That's where he was headed last time I saw him. But

::goes to her desk and pulls out a form::

I happen to have one right here. This kind of thing happens more then we would like to admit.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 11:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
::accepts the form from her, intrigued::

So how do you handle the ECF factor? I mean...unless you just have both male and female versions of everyone on base running around...

::looks even more intrigued by that idea::

It would still be a factor most of the time, right?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
We have a device that Nirrti created to alter DNA.

The Tok'ra showed us how to use it to cure ECF.

We've used it ever since.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 11:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh! I remember that thing...

::grimaces::

And I remember my last time in it wasn't exactly pleasant. Here's hoping a return trip won't be necessary.

::focuses on the technical aspect again::

So, you tweak everyone's DNA just marginally enough to circumvent the entropy problem, but not enough to cause the kind of mutations Nirrti was experimenting with trying to create a hok'taur?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's exactly right.

We have found there are a few things we are able to do with the device.

For example we were able to take an AU version of Jack. We changed his DNA enough that he looked younger. But here's the neat part, John still had the same aches and pains. He just LOOKed younger.

After a year and a half he started ageing again. It was amazing. He still looks slightly younger then our Jack. I want to get him back in the device but he'll have no part in it.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 11:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
::utterly fascinated::

I'd like to take another look at the thing myself, then, if that's okay. You said the Tok'ra taught you how to use it?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
::is overly excited::

I'd love to show it to you!

Anise showed us how to use it before she left.

::goes to her desk::

I have the file here some where.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 7th, 2004 11:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
::watches her dig through the desk::

Speaking of the Tok'ra...just how different are things here? Is Dad still...?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
A Tok'ra. Yes.

::goes through cabinet::

He's on base actually.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh yeah?

::gets a very big, evil grin on his face::

Remind me to arrange to run into him while we're both here...

::sobers then::

What about...well, there's not a chance that Jolinar and Rosha are still alive, is there? Or at least Hailey?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:04 am (UTC) (Link)
::looks up at him and frowns::

Jolinar.. She blended with me. It was our first run in with the Tok'ra. She gave her life for me.

Hailey was sent to an off world base. She is alive.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)
::almost drops the doohickey of some sort that he'd just picked up and started to study::

You were blended with *Jolinar*? My admiration knows no bounds...

::laughs::

I'm amazed you wanted anything to do with the Tok'ra after that. I mean...don't get me wrong, I loved Jolinar and Rosha a lot...

::his voice softens for a moment, but he shakes himself out of it::

...but at least with Lantash, he didn't behave anything like a Goa'uld, which was what convinced me I could trust him. Jolinar's pride...if I hadn't had Lantash's memories of what she could be like when we met, I might've turned tail and run right then and there.
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:14 am (UTC) (Link)
She didn't share everything with me. The only lasting impressions she left me with, was her devotion to the Tok'ra and her love for Lantash. She could have taken me with her. She didn't have to die for me.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:16 am (UTC) (Link)
::nods::

That would've made the difference. It did with me and Lantash, although honestly he had me half convinced by that point anyway...

::decides the conversation is getting far too serious::

So, you were saying something earlier about Major Davis' boyfriend? Anyone I know?

::grins::
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:21 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure you know him.

::smiles::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
::points at himself::

Hey this is me...you...you're talking to. It can't be that shocking, can it?

::grins::

I mean, it's not like he's dating Colonel O'Neill...
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
::laughs::

He is
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:29 am (UTC) (Link)
::does a double take::

::starts laughing almost hysterically::

Oh, now this I've got to see! I think I will stick around for a while!

::plants himself in her desk chair and puts his feet up on the desk, being careful to miss any delicate or breakable parts::

Paperwork?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:31 am (UTC) (Link)
::shakes head and shoves paperwork in his hands::

::pushes his feet off her desk::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry. Forgot for a moment that this isn't *my* desk.

::grins::

::skims form with a smile::

Well, this is...interesting. Any idea where I should crash if it doesn't take me all night to finish? Or do guys even have any empty rooms left, if you've got this many AUs running around?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:40 am (UTC) (Link)
::points at the top of the form::

You have an assigned VIP room. Unless you want to sleep on my couch.

::smiles::
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:41 am (UTC) (Link)
Are you kidding? I've fallen asleep on that couch before. Puts a crick in the neck like you wouldn't believe. At least if it's the same couch.

::grins::

A VIP room will be fine. Mind if I borrow the desk to fill this out? Since it's the closest thing to a familiar workspace I have at the moment...
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:45 am (UTC) (Link)
It's the same damn couch.

::rubs neck::

Sure lets call it your office for the night.

::smiles::

I have a boy at home I need to take care of anyway.
From: majr_samuel Date: July 8th, 2004 12:47 am (UTC) (Link)
::looks up from the form::

A boy? You have a kid?
sam_carter2003 From: sam_carter2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:52 am (UTC) (Link)
::laughs::

No no no boyfriend.

::looks at watch::

I really need to go. He gets worried. Office is yours! And I'm sure you know where the VIP rooms are. I'm sorry to run on you like this.

::starts to leave::

You need anything? Jonas is around. So is Teal'c. Night!!

::leaves office::
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