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jonas_quinn2003 From: jonas_quinn2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
::laughs::

That has large amounts of lead in them. Not sure we want those for our China.

::grins::

If you'd like anything all you need to do is order it. I'll show you how. It's amusing.
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
*sets down bowl, picks up another artifact*

I saw all kinds of things, though really we don't have any use for them. Still... they had knives and jewelry and rugs and...

*laughs*

They have some of the strangest things here Jonas. I saw something called a 'Seal-A-Meal'.

*laughs again*
jonas_quinn2003 From: jonas_quinn2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
You have not seen strange until we have stayed up late to watch a thing called infomercials.
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 10:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
*sets down artifact*

*gives him her full attention*

If I'm staying up late, I'd rather not be watching television.

*waggles brows*

What's an infomercial?
jonas_quinn2003 From: jonas_quinn2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 10:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
::laughs::

An infomercial is.. It is something you must see to understand. I don't know how to explain it.
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 10:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
*pulls up a stool*

*sits beside him*

*picks up another artifact*

Then I suppose I will have to give up one night of bliss to watch one of these infomercials.

*teases*

*looks at artifact and smiles*
jonas_quinn2003 From: jonas_quinn2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
They are on all night. We would just have to take a tiny break.

::grins::
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 11:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
*laughs*

A tiny break to eat and watch an infomercial.

Is it like a documentary? I saw one of those on something called lazer eye surgery.

*sets down artifact*

They actually cut on the lens. Amazing!
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
::knocks on the door frame::

Sorry to interrupt but I heard this rumor that Jonas was hiding a very lovely wife in his office.

::spots Suzanna::

And I see the rumor is very true.
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 11:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
*hopes off her stool and smiles*

Well I'm definitely his wife...

*blushes at the rest*

I'm Suzanna.
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hello Suzanna. I'm Major Paul Davis. I handle the paperwork around here.

Also I’m in charge of all the new residents. I'm guessing you might be staying.

::smiles::
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 11:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
*looks at Jonas and smiles*

You guessed right.

*looks back at Major Davis*

In charge of new residents? What do you do with us? Sounds like you have a lot of new residents.

*chuckles*

I ask a lot of questions.
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
You have no idea how many people I'm in charge of.

::chuckles::

I mostly tag you all and shove you in a file cabinet.

::smiles::
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 11:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
*laughs*

I would think that would hurt. Not to mention be really cramped when Jonas came to visit.
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
He's in there too. He is one our favorite alien residents. So he’s cabinet is a tad bigger then most.
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 11:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
*looks at Jonas*

Then who's room have we been using?

*laughs*

*look at Paul*

He's my favorite alien too... only to me he's not an alien since we're both aliens from the same planet and all.

You know what I mean? Right?
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
My room.

::smiles::

Would it be scary if I said yes I did understand you?
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 7th, 2004 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Comfy room. I'll move into my file cabinet tomorrow.

You'll have to make the bed through.

*chuckles lightly*

I'd say if you understand me, you've been around Jonas too long.
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 7th, 2004 11:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
I have been around Jonas to long. If you'd fill out this form for me. I can minimize my time spent with him.

::hears Jonas chuckle::
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 8th, 2004 12:02 am (UTC) (Link)
*takes form*

Oh I didn't say there was anything wrong with spending time with him. I rather enjoy it myself.

*looks at form*

Haven't done nearly enough the past couple of years.

*points at a question*

You really need to know that?

*smiles*
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes I do. Everything on that form is completely necessary to know.

::smiles::

Do you have questions? I'm the guy to ask.
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 8th, 2004 12:12 am (UTC) (Link)
*smiles*

Well, not really questions...

*glances quickly at Jonas, grins evilly*

You need to know who my first boyfriend was?

And really, underwear preferences?

*laughs*
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh yes.

::points at questions::

We really need your bra size too.

::waves hand::

You know for the betting pool.
From: dr_suzanna Date: July 8th, 2004 12:32 am (UTC) (Link)
It's more the cup size you need for that than anything else.

*holds up hands*

They're *that* big. Not sure what size you call there here on Earth.

*picks up pencil*

I like high cut panties. Preferably pink unless I'm wearing white pants.

*looks up from form*

You have a betting pool on how old I was when I received my first kiss? Really Major Davis... my husband's standing right here.

*laughs*
majordavis_2003 From: majordavis_2003 Date: July 8th, 2004 12:34 am (UTC) (Link)
::smiles::

I like you

::points at her::

You are going to fit in great here.
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