This would be my first communiqué to you all since my recent promotion. Other than the gratitude I express to you all for your understanding and patience in me, I do have something else I’d like to say right now.
Effective immediately, I have the honor of announcing the promotion of:
Chief Master Sergeant Greg Smith to First Sergeant,
Major Samantha Carter to Lieutenant Colonel,
And Cadet Captain Gwen Spencer-Jones to the rank of Cadet Major.
Congratulations, and well done.
*sits back and grins*