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To: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov

From: Spencer_Jones@projectbluebook.gov

Subject: Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

How old are you anyway?

Paul promised to take a break from the wild and crazy sex to give you the present from me and him. He'd point you at the computer. But he did say he couldn't control whether or not you made it to the computer.

Well that scary thing in the box we sent you it's called a PDA Phone (if you ask me how much it cost us I'll smack you). Now this magical phone has loads of awesome features.

Best one is awesome reception on base. So you could call me up and yell at me while I'm at the academy. Or be an overprotective parent Text/IM anyone you'd like to from that phone. It's also kind of like a mini!Gameboy. So instead of doing paperwork you could play games. Don't tell Paul about that feature he wouldn't be too happy.

I've already plugged in all the phone numbers you could ever want into it. Paul helped out adding several work numbers you'll need.

Paul'll tell you who's on the speed dials for you.

I've set up so you'll get your mail in there, trust me it looks just like outlook so no need to fear it. Added all the e-mails you'll ever need too. Personal and base staff included. All in nice neat folders.

It’s also a camera phone. Paul thinks you should take a pic of your ass and send it to him. I wasn’t supposed to tell you that so I'm sure I'm getting the evil eye now. I can imagine all the fun you'll have with this nifty gadget.

Have a very happy Paul filled birthday!!

Pipsqueak.

P.S. If you get it wet at all I will come after you and hurt you.

Mood: content content

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jack_oneill_ From: jack_oneill_ Date: October 21st, 2004 11:42 am (UTC) (Link)
To: Spencer_Jones@projectbluebook.gov

From: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov

Subject: Re : Happy Birthday!

>Happy Birthday!

>How old are you anyway?

Like you don't know! ...how can you not know?

>Paul promised to take a break from the wild and crazy sex to give you the present from me and him. He'd point you at the computer. But he did say he couldn't control whether or not you made it to the computer.

...

>Well that scary thing in the box we sent you it's called a PDA Phone (if you ask me how much it cost us I'll smack you). Now this magical phone has loads of awesome features.

What's PDA mean?

>Best one is awesome reception on base. So you could call me up and yell at me while I'm at the academy. Or be an overprotective parent Text/IM anyone you'd like to from that phone.

I'm not over protective, what made you think that?

>It's also kind of like a mini!Gameboy. So instead of doing paperwork you could play games.


Ok, that I understand! Sweet!

>Don't tell Paul about that feature he wouldn't be too happy.

What he doesn't know won't hurt us.

>I've already plugged in all the phone numbers you could ever want into it. Paul helped out adding several work numbers you'll need.

So I don't have to play with this thing do I? oh goody =D

>Paul'll tell you who's on the speed dials for you.

Okiee

>I've set up so you'll get your mail in there, trust me it looks just like outlook so no need to fear it. Added all the e-mails you'll ever need too. Personal and base staff included. All in nice neat folders.

Neat? What's neat? Who taught you what neat was?

>It’s also a camera phone.

cool... oh the ideas...

>Paul thinks you should take a pic of your ass and send it to him.

I was just thinking the same thing!!

>I wasn’t supposed to tell you that so I'm sure I'm getting the evil eye now.

Ahhh, ignore him, if it gets him what he want's who is he to complain?

>I can imagine all the fun you'll have with this nifty gadget.

ooooh, me too :D

>Have a very happy Paul filled birthday!!

Hahaha, I uh, read that soooo the wrong way >_< ...I will.

>Pipsqueak.

Old Man.

>P.S. If you get it wet at all I will come after you and hurt you.

Last one said "water resistant"!!!
cadet_gwen From: cadet_gwen Date: October 21st, 2004 11:57 am (UTC) (Link)

To: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov

From: Spencer_Jones@projectbluebook.gov

Subject: Re : Re: Happy Birthday!


Like you don't know! ...how can you not know?

I know I just didn't think it was polite to point out you are 52 years old. Damn..

...

::smile::

What's PDA mean?

Personal Digital Assistant, it's like a very tiny computer.

I'm not over protective, what made you think that?

No idea must be my imagination. That whole you touch her and die rumor circulating around the school must have been started my some other O'Neill.

What he doesn't know won't hurt us.

But what he finds out could.

So I don't have to play with this thing do I? oh goody =D

All set up just for you. Easy access. And the password is the same one that you have on your base computer.

Neat? What's neat? Who taught you what neat was?

This is neat!! Come on you can E-mail anyone from anywhere! Look at stuff on the internet while Daniel is boring the crap out of you. Play video games when ever you feel like it. This is awesome technology!


Hahaha, I uh, read that soooo the wrong way >_< ...I will.

You were meant to read it the wrong way.

Last one said "water resistant"!!!

Resistant was the key word. Not water PROOF!!

TechGeek
jack_oneill_ From: jack_oneill_ Date: October 21st, 2004 12:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
To: Cadet_Spence@projectbluebook.gov

From: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov

Subject: Re : Re: Happy Birthday!



>I know I just didn't think it was polite to point out you are 52 years old. Damn..

haha. If you didn't know, I'd think that was less polite.

>::smile::

hahaa

>Personal Digital Assistant, it's like a very tiny computer.

Personal Assistant... I had one of those before... Remember that guy Hammond sent?

>No idea must be my imagination. That whole you touch her and die rumor circulating around the school must have been started my some other O'Neill.

Yeah... it wasn't meeeeeee.

>But what he finds out could.

He wouldn't hurt me, it would be counter productive. Hurting you would be just as bad.

>All set up just for you. Easy access. And the password is the same one that you have on your base computer.

You're so kind! :D

>This is neat!! Come on you can E-mail anyone from anywhere! Look at stuff on the internet while Daniel is boring the crap out of you. Play video games when ever you feel like it. This is awesome technology!

...I meant the tidy kind... but hey, yeah... I can't wait for Daniel's next lecture now!! Bring it on Dr Jackson!

>You were meant to read it the wrong way.

So I read it the right way or the wrong way? Which way should I have taken it?

>Resistant was the key word. Not water PROOF!!

There's a difference?

>TechGeek

General Jack.
cadet_gwen From: cadet_gwen Date: October 21st, 2004 12:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

To: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov

From: Cadet_Spence@projectbluebook.gov

Subject: Re : Re: Re: Happy Birthday!



haha. If you didn't know, I'd think that was less polite.

Okay yeah that's true.

Personal Assistant... I had one of those before... Remember that guy Hammond sent?

I promice this is not something used to check up on you. It's just a PDA.

Yeah... it wasn't meeeeeee.

was too

He wouldn't hurt me, it would be counter productive. Hurting you would be just as bad.

He'd give you more paperwork, and I'd have to deliver memos.. I hate delivering memos Jack.

...I meant the tidy kind... but hey, yeah... I can't wait for Daniel's next lecture now!! Bring it on Dr Jackson!

Oooooo see I don't know the meaning of the word.

So I read it the right way or the wrong way? Which way should I have taken it?

You read it the right way but took it the wrong way.

There's a difference?

Yes

Gwenny
jack_oneill_ From: jack_oneill_ Date: October 21st, 2004 12:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
To: Cadet_Spence@projectbluebook.gov

From: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov

Subject: Re : Re: Re: Happy Birthday!



>Okay yeah that's true.

I know. I'm always right. ..except for when I'm wrong.

>I promise this is not something used to check up on you. It's just a PDA.

It's ok, I trust you and Paul.

was too

ok, yeah it was, so?

>He'd give you more paperwork, and I'd have to deliver memos.. I hate delivering memos Jack.

I can override his orders, remember. And if he punishes me, he punishes himself ;)

>Oooooo see I don't know the meaning of the word.

Ooooooh, I know. Daniel still give it me in the ear for your messy room... thinks' you'd clean it if I asked... I told him he's mad.

>You read it the right way but took it the wrong way.

Still non the wiser :P

>Yes

Ooops.

Jack-ass.
cadet_gwen From: cadet_gwen Date: October 21st, 2004 01:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
To: Colonel_Flyboy_O'Neill@projectbluebook.gov
From: Cadet_Spence@projectbluebook.gov


Subject: Re : Re: Re: Happy Birthday!


I know. I'm always right. ..except for when I'm wrong.

Which is never.

ok, yeah it was, so?

you know how hard school is when NO boy will talk to me?! They all run away. It's killing my social life Jack.

I can override his orders, remember. And if he punishes me, he punishes himself ;)

What about me!! He sends me down to geek cetreal again I'm gonna quit. They keep trying to teach me crap.

Ooooooh, I know. Daniel still give it me in the ear for your messy room... thinks' you'd clean it if I asked... I told him he's mad.

He's not entirely mad.

Kiddo
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